Was it something I said?

Jul

Was it something I said?

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Five days without a peep from Team Moron? I’m flattered. While the whole standing-in-solidarity thing is cute, I’m just taking it as proof that I have a pretty decent read on you.

Here are the ones we know so far…

JBF: closet homo
AARONdizzle: baller-jew

Here are my guesses on the rest of you sorry fucks…

hotelcalifornia: movie-watching neanderthal with an IQ hovering around 30
ladyjanine: naive 20-something girl-next-door, possibly with a take-it-in-the-back-door fetish
TiNaDeLiCiOuS: morbidly obese black woman (reply and I’ll start dropping N-bombs, you stand warned)
montytrick44: generic Xbox-playing, acne-ridden teenager
David4Pride: you have AIDS (that one’s more wishful thinking than speculation)

Close? Spot on? Prove me wrong, idiots. Prove me wrong.

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In Monster, solo performer Christopher Kehoe seamlessly transitions through 15 characters telling the story of a young man who recalls the story of a neighbor who hacked his father to pieces in the basement which has been made into a film about a young boy who hacks his father to pieces in the basement which was seen by the future parents of a young man who happens to hack his father to pieces in the basement.

Theatre Pro Rata presents
Monster

at the Southern Theater.

Thursday, July 30th: 7:00 P.M.
Thursday, August 6th: 5:30 P.M.
Friday, August 7th: 7:00 P.M.
Saturday, August 8th: 4:00 P.M.
Sunday, August 9th: 4:00 P.M.

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This is something that really happened. You probably read about it in the papers. A boy. His father. A hacksaw. A box of body parts. Three days of torture. Urban legend becomes cinematic thriller becomes eerie foreshadowing.

The Other Voices

July 2009

Monster