This Needs to Stop

Okay, “username” has bullied this blog around for the past two weeks, and I’ve lurked in the background and just watched as stupid post after stupid post has been published. Congratulations, you’ve officially intimidated everyone else.

But you’re not going to have the same luck with me.

I’ll own my vices outright just to strip that joy from you. My name is Al, and I’m a systems analyst. I’m also an alcoholic, and come from a long line of neglectful drunks. What else do you want to know? The time I threw up at my best friends’ ninth birthday party? Or how about the squirrel I hit the second time I drove with my permit? The pregnancy scare with my college girlfriend, or the fact that I would drop out a year later? Do your worst, man – I don’t deny any of it. I’ve led a pretty shit life without a whole lot to show for it, but if I can make you shut the hell up then I guess I can die happy.

Guys, don’t let this douche think he owns the place.

-YouCanCallMeAl

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In Monster, solo performer Christopher Kehoe seamlessly transitions through 15 characters telling the story of a young man who recalls the story of a neighbor who hacked his father to pieces in the basement which has been made into a film about a young boy who hacks his father to pieces in the basement which was seen by the future parents of a young man who happens to hack his father to pieces in the basement.

Theatre Pro Rata presents
Monster

at the Southern Theater.

Thursday, July 30th: 7:00 P.M.
Thursday, August 6th: 5:30 P.M.
Friday, August 7th: 7:00 P.M.
Saturday, August 8th: 4:00 P.M.
Sunday, August 9th: 4:00 P.M.

http://www.fringefestival.org

This is something that really happened. You probably read about it in the papers. A boy. His father. A hacksaw. A box of body parts. Three days of torture. Urban legend becomes cinematic thriller becomes eerie foreshadowing.

Monster